I’ve finally made you useful!

Assume the kneeling position, puppet. On your knees and work for Me.  loser WILL thank Me for this opportunity.

Cash IS the preferred way to send tribute. Greendot is EASY. Earn attention points by RELOADING MY CARD, hand humpers.

ALERTPAY IS identical to paypal and keeps Me smiling.

Travel is my guilty pleasure.

you WILL be paying for My airfare.

Niteflirt is acceptable but remember you are EXPECTED to make up for their fees.

you WILL spoil Me.
It is the ONLY thing that gives your pathetic life meaning.

And ONLY once you have done so may you dare contact Me.