Since when can I not use Amazon GC to purchase a GC to TARGET?! uh! No way. I USED to be able to and as I have just moved I want to purchase a bunch of new necessities for the place.  Throw Me some monopoloy money bois. I’m not spending My cash at target buying [...]

More goodies from the Shopping Loser but first place by a loooong shot has definitely got to go to Capt’n SockWasher. Who is also well on his way to a mattress filled with worn Princess socks scenting the bedroom with My sweet aroma. Every foot whore’s dream! AND I popped that little C4S cherry of [...]

More goodies arrived in the mail today. More on their way.
Capt’n Sock Washer has been doing an excellent job keeping up with My wants. And for that, My treat to you has been sent out today. I cannot wait to watch you suck those worn stank socks spotless…mmm mmm mmmmm Princess Meggerz fuckolicios!
Shopping Loser, check [...]

Fuck $35 amazon gift cards from broke sand niggers working on daddies camel farm. I’ve got bigger sand rats to fry.

“Sand Nigger’s New Religion…
Fuck all that jibber jabber they spoon fed your mushy towel covered brain while growing up.
Bow down facing Mecc…Meggerz feet and worship your ONE TRUE GOD.”
Just for the exchanging of a [...]

Jimbob Heflin loves his wife so much he wants the whole world to see her baby bearing lipz.

Send all fan mail to the following address:
james heflin
4th chem company unit 15111
apo, AP 96224
United States
OOPS DID I JUST POST THAT???!

That’s right biatches! My old ass Sprint piece of poopie pink phone is about to hit the gar-beeoge can. I loved My employee discount but hell, who needs discount when My new BLACKBERRY is ALL FREE!

Blackberry, Tiffany’s Bracelet, Pigflix, and some books for My upcoming trip to PERU! Suck it fuckers.

Capt’t sockiewash has a bunch [...]

isniffgirlssocks2008: i just want t o hear you mock me for wanting to pay for your stinky socks please .. ???
isniffgirlssocks2008: and it is even better its my wifes phone so if i dont you can call it back when shes awake and blackmail me … plesae
princessmeggerz: ahhaah
princessmeggerz: uhm you will go drop ($$ into [...]

Let’s just say little Miss karma is on My side. Puppy poo poo eats a pair of shoes and look what arrives the next day. Plus 3 more pair are on their way as far as I am aware. Boop ba doop. *twirl* and here, there, everywhere shoes appear.
FedEx arrived at 10:45am and I woke [...]

That’s right fuckers! The dicks are lining up and competing for “Top Cuck” of My NF Queendom.
Holy shit what a cute little game these suckers came up with. I literally didn’t have to do ANYTHING this time. Sat back in My thrown and allowed them beg Me to beat the drained cuck before them.

He got [...]

How cute. This high pitched, balless loser (it sounded like I literally had his balls viced) tried to top the cuckfuck from last night. TOO BAD HE FAILED. MISERABLY.
After the call ended, which only lasted about 20 minutes I get this,

Damn right fucker. The rest of you disobeying shitbrains need to take this as a [...]